Wednesday, October 2, 2013

My Bride is a Mermaid


So, first thing I notice is the CUTE! anime. Then, I noticed the TV-MA rating. Now, for anime, this can mean anything. Most often, it's fanservice or violence...

                                                                     or both.

The second thing I noticed, because I'm a lazy english-speaker, is the voice actors. The same voice actor does both Nagasumi's voice (the main character) and Keroro's voice (from the Sgt. Frog anime).

                                                     The resemblance is uncanny

Anyways, the whole anime starts as what I can only imagine is a teenage boy's wet dream of almost drowning and being saved by a beautiful girl. Pretty basic anime premise. Actually, most of it is a pretty basic anime premise. Because this also means that things can never be simple, he must also marry her. Which I guess is okay because she's a totally cute mermaid and not at all the creepy kind you would imagine:

You're probably asking why he has to marry her. And the answer is it's anime, you tard she can't save a human, due to the laws of being a mermaid, she shouldn't have saved him....or something. It's definitely something like that. I have to admit, if I weren't drinking Four Loko right now, I wouldn't have gotten through the first episode. Now I'm on episode 2 and she's talking about being wet. And turning back into a mermaid when she gets wet.

WITH WATER, you perverts. This is interesting, because getting wet turning people into something else has never been seen in an anime before.
                                                                    Nope. Never.
Favorite Scene:
The tail/leg drying scene.
Because...
"Damn, you got this too wet."
"That hurts, Nagasumi, slow down."
...I THINK they were trying for something else in that scene. It's just so subtle, I can't figure it out.

Final Score:
3 out of 5 
It was moderately enjoyable, for the sexual innuendo, but then I remembered that they're junior high students, so before I'm asked to have a seat over there, I knocked down the score a bit.



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